Homemade Sausage Patties

Homemade Sausage Patties

Did you know you can make your OWN breakfast sausage? Yep. It’s allowed. It’s incredibly easy. And the sausage-making mafia won’t come “off” you for doing it.* (*not a collection of euphemisms) I...
Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie

Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie

I don’t much know what to say about this paleo cookie recipe except…wow. I didn’t know my stomach could stretch this much. This is one of my proudest moments. It’s better than my college graduation...

“The Big Salad”

There’s almost nothing in my kitchen that I can’t relate to an episode of Seinfeld. Today’s dinner was SUPPOSED to be “the big salad” – stacked with all kinds of...
Chocolate Coffee Cake

Chocolate Coffee Cake

I’m not a good cook, and I’m an even worse baker. But this recipe is super easy. Two bowls, maximum, and no tricky things that remind you of laundry, like tossing or folding. The end-product is...
Apple Crisp

Apple Crisp

This healthy Paleo dessert is delicious AND nutritious: it’s full of healthy fat from coconut and/or pastured butter, it’s got warm, healthy cinnamon, and it will make your mind happy, which is the...
Roasted Carrot & Bacon Hash

Roasted Carrot & Bacon Hash

Hash is Paleo/Primal/Real Foodie Speak for “cook everything, toss it in a bowl, and put an egg on top.” (Actually, the “egg on top” isn’t required, but what do you think I am – a crazy person?) Hash...
Butternut Crusted Quiche

Butternut Crusted Quiche

The ingredients are simple: sliced butternut squash (I peeled mine and sliced it with my handy mandoline slicer), roasted red pepper (I chopped up the kind that comes in a jar, available at almost...
Cinnamon Whipped Parsnips

Cinnamon Whipped Parsnips

I love parsnips; maybe because they were one of the first “new” veggies I discovered when I transitioned to Paleo/Primal/Real Food eating and realized I’d need to explore a few plant kingdom...